She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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