You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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