all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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