Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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