I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize