Pappa wants mamma naked
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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