when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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