I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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