so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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