Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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