so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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