after a month anything with tits is on the radar
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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