hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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