Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
