I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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