my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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