i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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