she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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