i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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