About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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