do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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