Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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