There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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