sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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