Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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