Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just had sex bonerless
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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