it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I need a hoe opinion
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