Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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