i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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