Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
