True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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