You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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