just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize