Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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