So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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