I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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