i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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