We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My dick has a subreddit
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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