Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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