If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
