I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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