why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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