Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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