she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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