I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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