The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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