just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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