Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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