i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
honey bunches of taint.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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