never play flip cup with pint glasses
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
