I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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