i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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