very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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